I am convinced that any woman in your office with framed pictures of her cats on her desk at work have a couple of reasons why. (By the way, we all have these women in our workplace, so you should probably take this time to go on up to Martha's desk and take a look try not to get distracted by her large knit sweater with snowflakes and elves on it)
1) She has given up on the pursuit of penis and will resort to something she can lock in her apartment and won't comment on her stretch-marked ass and tell her to go to the gym.
2) She saves money on her water bill by using the poor furry animal as a cover up for the fact that she'd rather shit in a box of fresh step...
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