Turns out some dinosaurs could swim

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Fossilized foot marks left by a big meat-eater on a lake bed in northern Spain 125 million years ago provide strong evidence that at least some dinosaurs were good swimmers, scientists said on Thursday.

"Yeah we know" said Heff, while toweling himself off after stepping out of his lap pool installed somewhere around 400 B.C..

Rescuers to turn fire hoses on whales

RIO VISTA, California (AP) -- Unfazed by the sounds of other whales and clanging pipes, two wayward humpbacks will next encounter the spray of fire hoses, which scientists hope will herd them back toward the ocean.

In Related news, Elisabeth Hasselbeck has reportedly found a way to shoe Rosie away from the table on the View and back to her natural habitat.

to all the "boi"'s out there

Umm dude your online name here ends in boi... so I'm assuming that when you said you have no problem getting a date on Tuesday night, you meant heading on down to the local gay bar quaintly named "the slam hole" and taking some 84 year old man named Chester back to his place so he can pay you to jizz in his ice-cube trey.... yeah... oh btw.. we really don't give a shit about your "descent" job refolding sweaters people tried on and put back out of sorts over at the big BANANNA!

Touch Base part 2

I regret to inform everybody that the term "touch base" came out of my mouth today. I'm not sure how it happened. However I also noticed shortly after when I looked in the bathroom mirror I am now made of a clear plastic and can be used to clean snot crotches...

Colleges deal with items left behind by students

College students have more possessions than ever, and in the frenzy of finals, commencement and last-gasp partying before the end of the school year, little time is left for an orderly move. Purging is often easier than shipping or storing.

Its also a great way to traffic that last kilo you don't want your father blowing lines of off your mom's new breast implants.....

Yeah a lot changed since you moved out,, oh by the way, your room has been converted into a rape room... so if you don't mind sleeping on the couch for a little while..... yeah......

Bubonic plague kills zoo monkey...

After further investigation, an autopsy revealed the body to be that of SNL legend Chris Kattan...




We will miss you Mr. Peepers......

American Id-hole

Jordin or Blake?










My guess, would have to be Blake..... yeah Blake.... Blake has definatley been with more guys.

....... OH who's the better singer?...... how the fuck should I know, they both suck ;-)

not that I watch American Idle or anything like that