to all the "boi"'s out there

Umm dude your online name here ends in boi... so I'm assuming that when you said you have no problem getting a date on Tuesday night, you meant heading on down to the local gay bar quaintly named "the slam hole" and taking some 84 year old man named Chester back to his place so he can pay you to jizz in his ice-cube trey.... yeah... oh btw.. we really don't give a shit about your "descent" job refolding sweaters people tried on and put back out of sorts over at the big BANANNA!