Basically this guy but with the head of a mildly retarded 7 year old boy.
The topic of this compelling story was revolved around weather or not this kid took steroids. I'm glad they got right to the vital nerve of this conundrum: "is he using unfair performance enhancing drugs?" rather than the not so important issue of,, "hmm,, when this kid pops do we scatter around scooping up all the Jolly Ranchers and Blow Pops we can get our hands on like a bunch of celebratory Mexicans? Or better yet, maybe this kid shouldn't have eaten the blueberry flavored Jawbreaker that Willy Wonka specifically told him not to eat? Or even better I hope this walking, talking collection of pillows doesn't go into cardiac arrest with in the next few minutes..
Are you serious Fox News?

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